Epiphany: Guardians of the Galaxy is a Disney remake.
Leads a ragtag group…
Fights evil, spreads love…
Saves the day with song and dance…
Starlord IS Captain EO!!!
I am hungover as all get out, but I still have the cognizance to call this no-talent, empty-headed, attention-seeking garbage person out on her half-assed assertions in an interview with Australia’s TV show Sunday Night.
"Elvis, he wasn’t wearing the outfits I was wearing but he was coming out and he was doing like the OG twerking… Like, no one wants to admit that he was twerking, he was. He was like sex. He was a symbol of sex but no one would have ever called Elvis a shit because he wasn’t a girl. It’s that double standard and I think I’m doing something for the double standard.”
I thought we were done talking about twerking? Oh…your homeless publicity stunt blew up on your face so you’re back on that again. I see you.
Let’s start the Most Obvious and working our way backward.
doo p boop
With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to herWhat in the hell is Lorde doing?
ultimate ice bucket challenge aesthetic.
For those of you who cant understand: “Hi I’m Donatella Fversace. Excepted the ice bucke shallenge and uh I nominate Perdon Bolfnsdkgl, Fa Rell, en Priss. Em no jus here to fruin my meku please nonate to AF’sL. No fect AHHHVHSDFDSHF”
And the church said?
yaaas u betterrr preachh
The VMAs are definitely Britney’s show.
Even when she’s not there.